Christian Horsey

Christian Horsey (better known as Mr. Horsey) is one of the two main characters in the series.

Personality
Mr. Horsey is not one who usually treats people nice (except for someone named Horseybro in his Bmail). Rather, he treats everyone like dirt no matter who they are or what their personality is, which might be because of his rich status (owning a business and a street and all).

Compared to other mean characters Natty23 created such as Smally, Lubch, and Stoico, Mr. Horsey seems to be the cruelest of the four since:
 * Smally is at least willing to hear others out (although he's killed a leaf-shaped bloban in the past)
 * Lubch doesn't outright kill anyone (although that's probably only because that's much more taboo in a setting like junior high where he teaches)
 * Stoico is mean but not in a physical manner (aside from slapping blobans or killing crickets)

Rather, Mr. Horsey will permanently change someone's life for the worse if he's in a bad enough mood (like make someone lose their hearing with a certain airhorn) or even murder them in plain sight. And if he injures someone else (even if he does so accidentally) or sees them injured, he won't bother helping them, sometimes even telling them to return to work anyway. How he gets away with incidents like those is unclear, although it might be with money as well, since it's revealed through one of his emails that the governor of New York City (different from the one in real life of course) is very much aware of what he does and isn't pleased with it, even telling him to at least be on parole in a different email. Simply put, he's like Lubch except richer and more homicidal.

However, it's important to note that his homicidal behavior isn't really made clear (or at least doesn't result in actual deaths) until the fifth episode, "ClickStart", where. And while he doesn't kill anyone in the two episodes succeeding it, he lights someone on fire in the former (and probably survived with third-degree burns all over as they emailed him after the incident!) and makes someone deaf in their ears in the latter (although he didn't lose his speaking ability). Beforehand, whoever suffered his punishments got hurt, but at least they were treatable and temporary. More on those in the Coverage section.

Coverage
In "Mouse Mover", Mr. Horsey suffers his first (onscreen anyway) RJL prank, his mouse moving every five seconds. All of this is done while checking his email. Eventually, Mr. Leffew calls him, which relieves him for a bit since he would probably find out the identity of the prankster that way. Once he answers the phone, he finds out alright, but of course isn't pleased about it. After angrily hanging up the phone, Mr. Horsey opens his secret door to get a beehive, with supposedly bees inside. By the time he enters Mr. Leffew's room however, none of them are in it anymore. Instead, they've gone to one of his coworkers (Mr. Langenfeld) as he found honey offscreen which was somewhere in Mr. Horsey's room (where in the room exactly isn't clear), thus ending the possibility of the bees doing any harm to Mr. Leffew. Mr. Horsey vowed revenge next time as he left.

In "Bomb", he decides to upgrade to Windows 7 (over a year and seven months after XP support ended for whatever reason), hoping that would prevent the pranks. The following day he was proved wrong once a fake error message came up onto his computer, supposedly claiming that one of his programs (his browser) "performed an illegal operation", and despite detecting that the icon for it was old (along with the "illegal operation" message) and being unable to display the details for the message, he felt that it was somewhat legitimate anyway, proving he isn't that smart when it comes to technology. Once he realized it was really fake, he retailiates by getting a laser gun from his secret door. After Mr. Leffew reveals to him (in person this time) that he pranked him with the message, Mr. Horsey tries to shoot the laser gun at him, but misses (because of his bad hand-eye coordination), although it does hit someone (that someone being Mr. Langenfeld yet again). Rather than try again Mr. Horsey just gives up and once again declares revenge when he saw Mr. Leffew again.

In "Dirty Cursor", his mouse freezes up in place every few seconds, even in the login screen (which probably wouldn't be possible in real life), and once he's had enough of it, he nearly throws his monitor out the window, but breaks that promise by realizing that it could be another prank that Mr. Leffew pulled on him, and with that, calls him about his upcoming arrival, and Mr. Leffew just goes along with that, which results in Mr. Horsey calling him dumb. At Mr. Leffew's room, Mr. Horsey places an anvil on the ground and claims he pulled the mouse freezing prank on him. Unlike the other two times though, Mr. Leffew outright denies being the prankster. To Mr. Horsey's surprise though, Mr. Leffew's boxer brother Darren Leffew appears from nowhere and threatens to make him leave his building if he didn't leave Mr. Leffew alone. Mr. Horsey refused anyway, demanding that he wouldn't get away with it. Unsurprisingly, he gets beat up. Later on, he meets the tech guy and tells him to check the mouse out (due to it maybe having a dirty mouse ball). After the checkup though, it turns out that there's nothing wrong with the mouse at all. It's at this point where we start to see a more homicidal Mr. Horsey, as not only does he fire him, but throws him out of the highest floor of the building where his office is located, which appears to be at least a floor in the teens, and through his window no less. Once Mr. Horsey sits down again, his arm accidentally moves his cursor to the top-left corner of the screen, revealing that it was just a prank all along. As a result, Mr. Horsey threatens to kill both Leffews when he sees them again.

In "Fake Format", after demanding that Mr. Langenfeld wouldn't look so good if he didn't do a certain amount of work before his lunch break, he comes into his office only to find out that a format of his hard drive supposedly took place. He freaks out as a result, but shortly after finding out that this desktop looked completely fine, he realized that it was yet another prank after moving his cursor to the top-left corner of his screen. When he comes into Mr. Leffew's room, Mr. Horsey hits him hard with a baseball bat three times for pranking him, and when Mr. Leffew leaves his seat to go the hospital for an unspecified amount of time and get fired afterwards, it seems like Mr. Horsey finally won, only for Mr. Leffew to quickly realize that the bat wasn't enough for him to leave work. After yet again vowing payback for the prank as he leaves the office, Mr. Horsey punches Mr. Langenfeld in the face and tells him that a broken nose and lost tooth wasn't enough for him to stop working. After Mr. Langenfeld makes a pun involving Mr. Horsey's last name, the latter comes to punch the former in the face while he was still on the ground just as the episode ends.

In "ClickStart", after experiencing two instances of his cursor automatically clicking the start button without his permission, he nearly punches his monitor until once again realizing that Mr. Leffew could've pranked him. Mr. Horsey calls him to remind him that he'd be coming soon. He sure does, and this time he brings a knife with him. One of his most memorable moments happen right before he enters his room however, where he actually kills one of his employees for questioning a new catchphrase he made and for simply going to the bathroom rather than working. By the time Mr. Horsey does enter Mr. Leffew's Room though, to his surprise the knife doesn't go through him. He tries to stab Mr. Leffew with the knife a few more times before it actually breaks (due to a protective clear suit that Mr. Leffew just so happened to have been wearing at the time). To make matters worse for Mr. Horsey, Mrs. Jimenes calls 911 about the dead body after he exits Mr. Leffew's office. Mr. Horsey mentions having to go through this again, which probably meant that he killed more blobans as well.

In "Showing and Hiding Desktop", it seems like Mr. Horsey would finally have a prank-free day as he boots up his computer, but soon after his desktop icons begin to disappear. And then reappear. And then leave once more. After that, Mr. Horsey lost his patience and moved the cursor to its usual prank-window-activating spot. In a call with Mr. Leffew, he reveals that he believed Mr. Horsey's icons needed a break, but was unable to explain why he thought that was necessary. As usual, Mr. Horsey starts one of his revenge plans, although it's a bit different than usual as it's simply a piece of poop this time, so after thinking about using some of his gloves on it, he instead gets one of his employees, Mr. Dummer, to pull the prank instead. The employee is threatened to be fired if he failed to make Mr. Horsey win. Once the poop is flung at Mr. Leffew's face, Mr. Horsey wins, albeit briefly, as Mr. Leffew wipes most of the poop off of his face in a swift manner. Because of that, Mr. Dummer is fired from his job and set on fire as well. Mr. Horsey then makes a pun about his last name and laughs about it.

In "PowerSave Prank", he complains about how his computer keeps going to sleep every minute and how it reminded him of the time a hobo slept in front of his building and the time one of his employees was sleeping in front of the entrance, all within the same day. The second time it happens, Mr. Horsey finally punches the monitor several times. In fact, he does it so hard that the mouse jumps on the desk, waking up the computer. Soon after though, it sleeps again, and rather than attempt to wake it up again, asks Mr. Leffew on the phone about the situation. At first, Mr. Horsey is told that he had nothing to do with the prank, but is supposedly "double pranked" since he not only received the computer sleeping prank but was allegedly fooled into thinking that someone else blew the prank, although Mr. Horsey only fell for the first prank. Oddly enough, he's not seen carrying anything walking to Mr. Leffew's office at first, although a clipboard of his torture plans falls from his back as he turns to his door after denying that he didn't plan them ahead of time. After swiftly picking it back up, Mr. Horsey surprises Mr. Leffew with an Airhorn of Death, and after Mr. Horsey nearly forgets to plug earplugs into his ears before pulling the "prank", he blows it (and it's loud enough that nearly the whole universe shook), supposedly deafening Mr. Leffew. This time though, Mr. Leffew gives no signs that he got away with his up-commence, making Mr. Horsey very excited in advance. So excited in fact, that he suddenly became an extremely nice bloban to literally everyone else starting from the next day, all the while still teasing Mr. Leffew for being deaf. Mr. Horsey then enters his office and soon after receives a call. He answers it joyfully at first, only to realize that the caller was none other than Mr. Leffew himself. Mr. Horsey brushes it off though since he still assumed that Mr. Leffew couldn't hear anything. Not long after however, Mr. Leffew calls him a word that he would only know to say had he been able to listen to the call, shocking Mr. Horsey. In turns out that Mr. Leffew faked his deafness the entire time, and only got away with becoming deaf by using clear earplugs, which Mr. Horsey apparently wasn't aware existed until Mr. Leffew told him to look them up online. After that, Mr. Horsey suddenly ends the call, puts back his earplugs on, quickly leaves his office and runs to another employee offscreen and blows the Airhorn of Death into their ears, which was enough to make their ears bleed and cause them to lose their hearing (but not their talking ability).

In "Mime Mouse", Mr. Horsey turns his computer on and asks if anything on it wanted to do something stupid before he got to work, specifically the desktop, cursor, taskbar, and keyboard. Once nothing out of the ordinary happens he's about to get started before his cursor gets trapped in an invisible square. Consequently, Mr. Horsey slams his mouse on the desk twice and calls Tech Guy (who's now in the hospital) to see about the mouse again. Tech Guy tells him if he was able to leave the hospital (due to his injuries from "Dirty Cursor") that he would, frustrating Mr. Horsey. Suddenly, he remembers to move his cursor to the top left to trigger the RJL prank window, which unsurprisingly happens. As payback, Mr. Horsey locks Mr. Leffew (who at least seemed to be taking a nap) in a "Auto Lock Metal Box". He successfully does so, and it appears as if he got his revenge once and for all. That is, until Officer Hoffert barges into Mr. Leffew's door and uses a sledgehammer to break open the metal box. Once Mr. Horsey finds out about this, he sends a tiger to kill the officer off.

Kills

 * 1) Killed an unnamed worker by stabbing him to death in "ClickStart"
 * 2) Killed Officer Hoffert by sending a tiger to maul him to death in "Mime Mouse"
 * 3) Severely injured Mr. Langenfeld by having him blown out of the top floor of Horsey Inc., land on the street, and get run over by a talking car in "Click Me" (although he wouldn't pass away from these injuries until eight months later, sometime before "Shakedown")
 * 4) Killed another unnamed worker by shooting her in the head in "Clippy"

Trivia

 * He and Tyrone Leffew are the first two characters created in the series and were the only ones to exist before 2012 in the series production.
 * They're also the only two characters that had web safe colors due to that being a staple for characters Natty23 created up to 2011/2012.
 * They were given less default colors as of "HeadAche", however.